this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
gf: hey come over ;)
me: i cant im in bonnie tyler’s music video for total eclipse of the heart
gf: my parents aren’t home
Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women.